Monday, November 20, 2017

Fish Fingers and Custard

He was very specific on what the title of the blog should be this week.  Apparently it's a Doctor Who reference - I guess.  Matt tried to explain it to me, but I'll just remain happy in my ignorance

New Missionary Orientation
 

Hey mom!

This has been a crazy week. I went to the doctor on Monday and she said my leg was okay, just pulled some muscles above my knee, so I got put in a car for a little bit. I figure that's okay, because I've already lost 20 lbs since I left home. It's probably because of stress, but hey. My CTR ring is too big now. I got to see my old MTC district again, and it was great getting to joke around with them again. None of them are in my zone, so we probably won't see each other again until Christmas. 

As far as work goes, we did a blitz; where you split up as a companionship and work with a different missionary to go tracting. Me and a Spanish missionary, Elder Clarke, knocked a couple doors and found a woman named Misty who was Baptist but said she would read from the Book of Mormon. We tried to get in contact with her later, but she said she was too busy to meet. We also met with Phillip, a guy who grew up in the hood and has a gold tooth. He loves God and Jesus, and loves to talk. He did most of the talking during our 45 minute lesson. He smokes medical marijuana, and as such, walking into his house is like walking into a Vegas casino. That is, if a Vegas casino decided to smoke a giant cigarette itself. Cool guy, but it's hard to breathe in there.

We helped this one lady move from her storage unit and it was so cold that my fingers were white and my fingernails were purple by the time we were done. We get to have dinner with members a lot and we're going to an old couple's home for Thanksgiving. I keep telling everyone about our fried turkey back home and they all think it's amazing. 

We also tried tracting on this one street. We met a guy who wanted to read the Book of Mormon, AND he had an eye patch, so he was double cool. Elder Evans said I seemed to have good luck when tracting, but the Lord must have heard him, because when we approached the next door, I saw a sign that said, "NO SOLICITING - ENFORCED BY SHOTGUN". Once we knocked, I heard the most f-words in my life spewed out at us from a window. So rather than write in all those f-words, I will instead replace them with more uplifting words. Ahem;

"Hey, you [amazing] idiots! Can't you read the [lovely] sign!? No [caring] soliciting!! Or is that too above your [extensive] vocabulary!? You're lucky I don't come out there and [lovingly] shoot you!!"

We told him sorry, and to have a nice day, to which he replied, "[Love] you!!" I swear as we were walking to the next door I heard a shotgun pump.

So yeah, he was scary. But Sunday was better, because Phillip came to church! He sat next to us and only stayed for sacrament meeting. Elder Evans and I are in the ward choir, but I didn't have much time to practice our songs, so when we all went up, I just lip-synched the music. I must have done a great job doing so, because a woman later told me I did amazing and had a wonderful voice.

Today was nice, because we had a zone party where we are cereal and played dodgeball. I got some white fudge-covered Oreos today and they're amazing. Try some. No right now, go to the store and buy them right now because they're amazing and they deserve your money. 
It's been a crazy week overall. Love you guys! 

Elder Keddington (R)
We are ecstatic at the difference we see in this guy today!  It's no secret that he had a very rough start to his missionary service in Portland and early last week, he was ready to hop on a plane and come home.  This letter makes my heart jump for joy as we are seeing his humor return and see that he is getting into the mission.  Connor has been blessed with a wonderful Mission President and Mission mom, who are receptive to the needs of the missionaries in their care and work closely with those needing extra help.  We love them for taking great care of our struggling Greenie.  Connor, Matt and I know that there have been many people who have remembered him in your prayers are we are more grateful than we can ever say.  We are so proud of  him and know that he has wonderful things to accomplish!

Their sweet ride

That MTC district will hold a special place in his heart, always!

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